Loy-Me: Archive

Anonymous asked: Yes, but the Pedos haven't yet lost their tolerance for you. And Dante is my bff, we poke each other on facebook. He'll find a loophole for me

Dec 31st

Anonymous asked: I, for one, fully support your decision to drink as much eggnog as you like. IT'S YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT. It's in the fine print...you kind of have to read between the lines....but it's there! I swear! (Plus, if you drink enough, you being to make poor decisions. Like getting into my van for free candy <3 )

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: For the LOVE of all that is right and glorious, you throw that cursed demon liquid from your orfaces! ~btw who am I?

Dec 27th

Anonymous asked: I see what you did there! PUT THAT EGGNOG BACK!

Dec 26th

Anonymous asked: Left handedness is of the devil. SO YES.

Dec 23rd

Anonymous asked: That depends. Are you a cop?

Dec 21st

Anonymous asked: Jacob touched me. I can't die. SO THERE. Also, you've fathered several children. You just don't know about them. It doesn't matter, they won't avenge your death anyway. (Read past messages if you're confused as to why not)

Dec 21st

Anonymous asked: FALSE. You will die BEFORE Christmas and I will take your children to disney world so they will both love me and hate you. Why? Because I'll tell them that it was YOU that never let them go before! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Also I have enough caffinated bacon-manoynaise, hooker meat, and crystalized orphan tears to last me the next 150 years. I shant die.

Dec 21st

Anonymous asked: YOU WILL DIE IN SEVEN DAYS. Plus or minus two.

Dec 21st

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